Common With Computer
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?A: You don’t know...
An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...
A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing…
A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing a potentialemployee’s application and notices...
The nursing home.
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and...
The Rabbi’s Advice
A man has been in business for many, many years and the business is...
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
Welcome to Hell…
One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing...