Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
Commiting suicide
A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks…
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist...
A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road…
A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road.A woman was driving...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
Phone company’s errors
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to…
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees...