Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
Purchasing a turkey
|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t...
How do you make a butterfly
|How do you make a butterfly?Flick it out of the butter dish with a...
Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
And God Created Woman
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he’s...
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years…
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert...
Hamsterdam!
|Where do hamsters come from?Hamsterdam!
Criminal Mastermind
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question,...
Heavenly Help
A terrible flood hit a small town, sending the rescue units out. It just...