But I’m not a Giants Fan…
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
Armed Sleeper
Down in Arkansas, they say that custom has changed little. Many a man still...
The Preacher and the Donkey
A preacher who wanted to raise money for his church was told there was...
This is my first golf lesson
|The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.”Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?”...
Blonde quickies 41-60
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.
Tied in an election
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...