You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
The three wishes
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on...
How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
No Batteries?
Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time....
Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
Farm jokes 10
|Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?Because he was a dirty double...
Blonde quickies 41-60
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place...
Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
Shipwrecked!
A young wife, her boorish husband and a good-looking sailor were ship-wrecked on an...