I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
An elderly couple in a senior home…
An elderly couple in a senior’s home used to visit the recreation room everyday....
Liver and Cheese.
A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stopsthem. They...
There were two guys walking down the street…
There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his...
Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
America Offline
A long, long, time ago I can still...
The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
The preacher buys a parrot
|A preacher is buying a parrot.”Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?”...