David Beckham
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Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
What type of prize did you win?
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Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...
Mega moron awards
|MEGA MORON AWARDS Tennessee: A man successfully broke into a bank after hours and...
Magic Mirror
There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives...
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...
Dog jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet...
Indian Pun! heehee
Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank 200 cups of tea?A: He...