A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
Seen You Before?
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
Sister Mary K.
Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack’s liquor store....
Bill Gates at the pearly gates!
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized...
Star Warts!
|What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!
Bras
Dad, can I ask you something?Sure! What about?You see, I’m already fourteen and…I think...