Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
Penis holding
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Software Development Process
Software Development Process1) Order the T-shirts for the Development team2) Announce availability3) Write the...
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
The hooker and her gramma.
There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and...
Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...
And God Created Woman
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
You’re hired!
A guy goes in to apply at the U.S. Postal Service for a job.During...
Sex Is A Killer
A guy went to his doctor full of anger. “Doc,” he said, “I feel...