No Card
Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases.One proctologist tells the other one about...
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
Those who don’t know
|The world is divided into two groups. There are those who know, and those...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Bill Gates, the Antichrist
PROOF THAT BILL GATES IS THE ANTICHRISTConversion to ASCII values:MS-DOS 6. 2177 83 45...
An inferiority complex
|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: “I have an inferiority complex.”"Nothing I can...
Two male flies are buzzing around…
Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
His And Hers Road Trip
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police...