Ultra dumb people 02
A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
Food laughs and humor
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...
How do you play Iraqi bingo?
How do you play Iraqi bingo?F18…B52…F18Sent by Onky
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting…
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting at a bar . ”...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...
Diving Deep
One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 ft below sea level....
Learning to Pick Up Toys
Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking...
A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...