Dangerous Squirrels
A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe?s first...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front…
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husbands inback. Herb says to...
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
Wrong Method
Two girls were roommates.One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way...
Good girls vs. Bad girls
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it’s hot. Bad girls make it hot...
Your Are Available?
A lonely divorcee was driving home from work one evening when she saw a...
Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...
R.A.P.
R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry
Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...