Preventive medicine belief
|Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
Money talks.
A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you...
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the…
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of theweekly collection they kept...
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping…
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath...
Alphabet letters
|How many letters are there in the alphabet?Noel, noel, noel, noel … the angels...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Drinking Buddies
Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New...