Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
Question and answer jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can’t get...
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies…
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies.They would put them down...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
Mr. Clean
Did you here Mr. Clean is in the hospital? He has ammonia.
Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
The Parting of the Red Sea
How did Moses part the Red Sea?With a seesaw!
The ugly kid!
There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. The...
Which fly makes films?
|Which fly makes films?Stephen Speilbug!