Hit Man
An executive with a new young wife and a yen for golf decided about...
Universal Grade Change Form
____________________UniversityTo: Professor____________________ From: __________________I think my grade in your course, ___________________, should bechanged from...
Boat
You might be a redneck if… Your boat has not left the driveway in...
Did you hear about the Polish Navy tragic accident?
Did you hear about the Polish Navy’s tragic accident?A hundred and thirty-seven sailors drowned...
How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He’s the one with patches over both eyes.
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
What is the loose skin around the pussy called?
What is the loose skin around the pussy called? -The woman.
The loud-mouthed mechanic!
Morris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a...
A use for Viagra
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you...
Count Down
What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!