Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...
Three college roommates — two females and a male…
Three college roommates — two females and a male — beganto argue after dinner...
Punny as they get! yee-haw!
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
A suitable transplant
A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their...
Aggies
Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps...
Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Lord, what’s a man?
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.”Lord, I have...