A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...
How many seconds are in a year?
How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a...
Duties will be the same
As a result of an internal investigation, one of the Duty Officer’s stunning, blonde...
The Insensitive Gorilla
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in frontof...
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
Sheep Dog Bra
The success of the “Wonder Bra” for under-endowed women, has encouraged the designers to...
In Just 3 Words…
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally...
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive…
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving...