Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
I’m Glad I’m A Man
I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet...
New bumper stickers.
Bumper stickers seen this weekend …..You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
A Blonde In Flight School
A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly.As...
Young man
|”Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. “It’s alcohol and alcohol...
Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!
Microsoft and Santa
NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
Three Nuns
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, “I...