Some of life’s truisms.
Some of life’s truisms…Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.Support...
More tail.
A guy is outside in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with...
Fake two dollar bill
|On my way home from the second job I’ve taken for the extra holiday...
Leaving money for the dead
|A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a...
What’s the diff…
Q: What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with...
Advantage: Woman!
Why it’s better to be a Woman!1. We got off the Titanic first.2. We...
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
Cat jokes 05
|Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the...
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary
There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would...