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French Fighter Pilot
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant...
Blowing Chunks!
Ok, so a man walks into a bar in Denver and goes to the...
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
A mouse organ!
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When the formal private briefing of the attractive new teacher…
When the formal private briefing of the attractive new teacher by the vice-principal was...
The guide to wife translations
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Men Are Like UFOs
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Daffynition
Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!
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There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...