Never say it at work
|TWELVE THINGS YOU’LL NEVER HEAR AN EMPLOYEE TELL HIS/HER BOSS1. Never give me work...
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey…
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff...
Presidential Election worries
Presidential Election’2000Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live...
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.
Where would you go?
There were these three models going by air to a photo shoot, Elle Mcpherson,...
An old man and an old woman were sitting…
An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the...
Invent artificial dogs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...
Red Light Driving
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red...
Cigar holder
The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder. Unfortunately,...