Pat and Jimmy-Joe
|Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, “Have ye seen Mulligan...
Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club…
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. “Hey, baby, would you help...
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?When her favorite sexual...
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?It takes too long to retrain them.
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk...
Tell me a Story!
A reporter goes way up into the hills of West Virginia to write an...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
Being under oath
“You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man...
The Bobbitt Hillbillies!
Ballad of the Bobbitt Hillbillies! Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies:Here’s a...