Where is Jesus?
*** NOTE: This joke may be offensive to some.STOP HERE if you are offended...
Proof That Santa Doesn’t Exist – For Nerds!
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since...
Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...
A hot frog!
|Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and...
George Carlin: I’m a BAD American
George Carlin Speaks Out…I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.I am...
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
What Tax?
This kid walks into the pharmacy: “I’ve a hot date tonight, a sure thing,...
Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!