Cynic’s Approach To Love
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and...
Blonde Convention
80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a “Blondes Are Not...
The Hunt
A guy tells his wife that she has three choices. She can either go...
Before it starts…
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the...
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
The Italian
One day I go to Toronto and stay in a bigga hotel.I go down...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
What is the meaning of life?
What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it’s chocolate.
THE MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL ALL MEN ARE WAITING FOR
THE MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL ALL MEN ARE WAITING FORCover charge: $15.00 Round of drinks: $23.00...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...