How is a woman like a condom?
Q: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both of them spend more time...
Sucks, huh?
We’ve been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our “Wooden...
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar…
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers...
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years…
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years. “So, how’s life...
Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
Control
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?NUN in the morning,...
Real classified ads 01
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!