Wart’s new!
|What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart’s new!
Some Whimsical Sayings
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who...
Four married guys go golfing…
Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the followingconversation took place:First Guy:...
Letter to the Railroad
Gentlemen: I have been riding trains daily for the last two years,and the service...
Polak Road Painter
A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day...
The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
Mr. Clean
Did you here Mr. Clean is in the hospital? He has ammonia.
Yo momma 3 times.
Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat…shes on...
Little Johnny and Venus Statue
The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: “What do you like...
Geekonics
GeekonicsBy John WoestendiekPhiladelphia InquirerWed., January 8, 1997NEWS BULLETIN: Saying it will improve the education...