How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two...
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
Kewl Job Application!
Q.- NAME:A.- Iam ApplyinQ.- DESIRED POSITION:A.- Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If...
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...
OJ’s Clock
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter,...
Signs that you are an Internet Junkie.
ADDICTED INTERNET JUNKIE!!!!1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been...
Rowing Your Boat
|Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw...
Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...
Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.