Bad Joke
There is a drunk driver. He goes and hits a car with a woman...
What is the best thing about a blow job?
What’s the best thing about a blow job? – The 15 minutes of silence!
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?The Hide...
Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
For me, penises are a hobby…
For me, penises are a hobby … kinda like fishing … The small ones...
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able…
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attractand bed such a...
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
Three Brothers
There were three brothers who bought a three story house. The eldest brother had...
Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton Go to Heaven
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go...