Blonde quickies 101-120
101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her...
Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...
The guide for all men
|WOMEN S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI m sorry. = You...
The real Joe Schmoe!
Joe was not a very romantic person, and furthermore he was rather stupid. But...
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Cowboy jokes
|The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the...
Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!
In the midst of a veritable downpour…
In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver sawa woman alone in...
Some explaining…
The newlyweds arrived at the front desk of the posh ocean-side resort in Hilton...