If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s…
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s noone there to hear it,...
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
Six stages of married life
Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6:...
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
University courses for men and women
|Once again, the female staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for men...
The Bar Basement
Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, ”If you can sit...
Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....
How far to the town?
|A unit of soldiers was marching a long dusty march across the rolling prairie....
Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....