Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...
How is sex like air?
How is sex like air?It’s no big thing unless you aren’t getting any.
Morals of Story
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
Knock Knock Jokes 16
Knock Knock Who’s there? Almond! Almond who? Almond the side of the law! Knock...
Trust
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial –it went...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Sight of Money
I was sorry to hear that a friend of mine dropped out of med...
Message To Mom
A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to...
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
trip from beauty parlor
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!