Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
Bring Flowers
Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
An effective contraceptive
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could...
Nowhere, Vermont
Nowhere, VermontSam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he...
Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
Ultra dumb
|A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
You Mama’s So Hairy…
Yo mama’s so hairy…- Yo mama’s so hairy, they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist”...