Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...
Definitions of Children
AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
You’ll croak in no time!
|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You’ll croak in no time!
Elephant Experiment
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork...
Pack your bags honey!..
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, “Pack your bags honey, I just...
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!