Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
Beware of drunken bears
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Translating Menspeak
When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the...
Monk of little words.
A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict...
The subway car was packed…
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people wereforced to...
Better than Sex
A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States...
Lipstick
According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a...
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?He broke his ankle when...
A gruesome murder
A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker barin the Bronx and clearing...
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.