Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Hot croako!
|What do frogs drink?Hot croako!
The people are waiting
Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies...
Definitions of A Diplomat:
Definitions of A Diplomat:Always knows what to talk about, but doesn’t always talk about...
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
14 Lawyer Quickies.
Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent...
You’re a lawyer if
|You Might Be A Lawyer If….You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The...
How Army policy began
|This is Army policy all begins… Start with a cage containing five apes. In...
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...