Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
Dead Ringer, Part II
With the hunchback still dead, and his no-armed replacement still dead, the church leader...
Bubba and Junior!
Two good ol’ boys, Bubba and Junior get promoted from Privates to Sergeants.Not long...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
Light bulb lawyers
|Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one...
Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian…
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the mental...