How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport…
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport cafe when in...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
Assassin Interview
fter all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...
A unit in sex education was about to begin…
A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to...
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire…
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie,each with the...