Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
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I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.There’s too much blood...
Love handles
One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial...
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?A mobile sperm bank.
It was their first date…
It was their first date, and she’d shown the patience of a saint as...
Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street,...
Indicator
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch...
Men Are Like Noodles
How are men like noodles?They’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they...
An economist’s speech
|The following is supposedly a true story.An economist was about to give a presentation...
Blind Justice
A young boy asked is father, “Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?” The...