Da Bears
Why is Chicago called the Windy City?Because the Bears blow!
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
The 9 Types of Boyfriends
Joe Sensitive – “After I wash the dishes, let’s cuddle, OK?”Also known as: Mr....
50 Facts About Women
1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where...
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
Little Johnny and Venus Statue
The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: “What do you like...
Pain Relief
A man walks in for a sale rep job. He is very qualitfied, but...
Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other,...
Another test
There was a blonde driving a ferrari. A cop pulls her over forspeeding, the...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...