Chicken and Horse
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
Fascinating Little Johnny!
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
Safe sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. Whilefishing, the old man...
Why do blondes like lightning?
Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...
A Drunk Scottsman
There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the...
Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...
I deserve a first class seat
|A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section...
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?A...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...