A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom…
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom, pulls down his pants,and much to his...
The two bee’s
Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going.”Really...
Charged for speeding
|A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
Men Have Two Faults
Women have their faults. Men have only two. Everything they say and everything they...
Burying Poles!
Back in the old west, there was a need to connect the east and...
Rabbit Catching
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How...
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.