Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley
|Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one day about Mr. Riley and his...
New Scope
A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for...
The Rusty Gates!
Saint Peter is doing his thing , minding the Gates of Heaven , when...
Kentucky Kid
A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad…”Daddy, daddy! I’m...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Iraqi Pilots
Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter...
Fun Tonight?
Husband: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.Wife: Okay, but if you get...
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
St. Patrick’s Day
What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s...
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...