Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...
Bengals
Do you know why the Cincinnati Bengals were the last NFL team to get...
Buying from a store
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
Early Birds
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle...
The Night Before Payback!
Twas the night before Payback…’Twas the night before Payback and all through the land,The...
Top 10 Reasons…John Glenn
Top 10 Reasons No One Wants to go into Space with John Glenn again:10....
Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!