Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
Move your cars please.
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school...
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
Two drunks
Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they...
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
The Frustrated Bee
Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed? He couldn’t find a...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
The Prescription
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out...
Nixon and Clinton Similarities!
“Similarities between presidents Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton”:Nixon: Watergate Clinton: Water BedNixon: His biggest...