What is two plus two?
|An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as...
Each man gives a story
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
One night, an 87-year-old woman…
One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in...
Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...
Death sentence cleared
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other…
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a longflight...
No symptoms
Doctor, the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t get it...
My heart set…
A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to...
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...