A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
football fan to rescue
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
Will You Still Love Me This Way?
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
Why 40 Years of Sex Life
It seems that when God was making the world, he called man over and...
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...
A promise to keep
“But this isn’t an engagement ring.” the young lady protested. “Why it’s just a...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
No Batteries?
Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time....
11 Signs of PMS
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You add chocolate chips to...