Why do not women wear dresses in the winter?
Why don’t women wear dresses in the winter? – Chapped lips.
A boy and girl octopus out on a date…
A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm...
blind farmer
|The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a...
How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...
Lawyer at the Pearly Gates.
A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on...
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates…
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates,...
Penile Operation
A guy who has a stuttering problem goes in to his doctor and says...
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...
Three Nuns and the Statue
There was once this guy and a girl in a car, parked neatly on...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?