How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
Men Are Like…….
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...
Finally Figured Out Women
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?He died laughing before...
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
Toooooo Cute!
A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a new litter of kittens....
Devil herself
A fellow’s wife was very worried about her husband’s heavy drinking and one night...
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
In divorce court!
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge...
BAD Bunny Wabbit!
A woman walks into a veterinarian’s waiting room dragging a wet rabbit on a...
Leave a Specimen
This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to...