Holiday Banana Bread
Holiday Banana Bread:Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2...
Irish math
There’s these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them is...
More great Blonde shorties!
How did the blonde die drinking milk?The cow stepped on her.What do you call...
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
Wedding Gift
A female snake charmer was wooed by an undertaker and accepted his offer of...
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south…
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south when he decided he wanted...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen?
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? That’s the proper place to...
Computer Crashed
My computer crashed and died today And I thought, “oh well what the hey”...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...