George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!
New Coin
A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being...
Naughty Emicons!
We all know those cute little computer symbols called “emoticons,” where means a smile...
This fellow comes to confession…
This fellow comes to confession. “Father, he said, forgive mefor I have sinned.”The priest...
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says…
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doctor, you’ve got todo something about...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
Really, really rude!
What’s the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?Sucks down a...
A Mexican joke
Why did God give Mexicans a nose?So they’d have something to pick in the...
Two Irishmen
|Two Irishmen were sitting in a four engined plane flying back from a shopping...
Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...