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1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter…
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord’s Prayer. For several...
Quotes of companies
|Here are some of the submissions of actual comments, notices, and statements coming out...
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow…
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six...
Country Name
The kindergarten teacher was showing her class an encyclopedia page picturing several national flags....
Another miracle?
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones,...
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....
Iowa Taxidermist in Alabama
This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. Everybody...
He’s going to Heaven
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.